I don't know what's going on, and I have a hunch that you don't either. Represent that with a dope shirt.
 
Heavy Weight 6.8oz. Loose, Boxy Fit. 100% Cotton and 100% Baller as Hell.
 
Pictured: 6'1" wearing size Medium.
 
Expect orders to arrive in 2-3 weeks. Shirts will ship separately from book orders.
 
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean